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A.M.P. also contributes to special Birthday, Anniversary, and getting-over-the-divorce parties, etc. all under similar terms. Just like any other high adventure activity/extreme sport, hold-harmless waivers and proofs of legal age are needed to complete the process. No drugs? No nudity? Crap, couldn’t possibly be no fun....

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