Strippers On Wheels - Female Exotic Dancers
By choosing stripper on wheels, you can be sure to receive the best exotic entertainment available with the largest and finest selection of female exotic dancers in the business.

Specialties

"dollar buffet"--the guy puts dollar bills on you anywhere he wants and takes them off with his teeth and puts them in the tip jar

"hide and seek"--we leave the room and the guests hide bills in various places on the groom...we have to find them, using our mouths

"ring toss" --you stick a stick vibrator in your vag area and kind of lean back on your shoulders so it's sticking up in the air--then the guys throw rings onto it

"bunny tails"-- we put whipped cream on your butt, like a bunny tail, then tell the bachelor to lick it off. When he tries, you move your butt so he misses it and gets it all over his face and looks stupid. you let him lick it off on the 2nd attempt

"soak the stripper" --totally drench the lady of choice by placing her in a shower and scrubbing her down

"chocolate tic-tac-toe" – use edible rich dark chocolate to play tic-tac-toe on dancers chest

"whip it" – place whip cream all over the dancers body, in certain spots you can eat off

Payment:

Presently, we accept CASH and CREDIT CARD PAYMENTS ONLY.

We presently require a deposit for booking a show. This is applied to the remaining balance, which is due upon arrival of entertainment. Deposits ensure you are serious and would like to do business with us!

We DO NOT accept personal checks. NO CHECKS period.

Please have remaining balance in envelope upon delivery of the entertainers.

DEPOSIT:

Deposit is mandatory for entertainment. The deposit is different for various circumstances. If entertainment does not arrive, you are 100% guaranteed a full refund.

CANCELLATION:

In the event that you have to cancel your reservation, please be kind and considerate give us as much 48 hours notice. If cancellation is not made within 48 hours you are subjected to a non-refundable deposit.

RESPONSIBILITIES OF THE PARTY HOST YOU, DANCER(s), and Stripper(s) on Wheels. We work very hard to ensure your party goes off without a hitch. We dot all our "i's" and cross our "t's", however, situations do arise from time to time that require special attention or immediate action.

MISCONDUCT:

To help avoid any problems during the show, it is in your best interest to delegate someone; the best man, party host, home owner etc., to help maintain the crowd and handle any ruff play, fights, or unruly behavior. This is very important because any such problems may endanger your party and force us to cease the show and withdraw our entertainers immediately. Our entertainers are Top of the line and should be treated accordingly. Should a problem arise, you must call the office of Strippers on Wheels during the show so that we may rectify the problem immediately. Failure to call will result in possible termination of the show without any consideration for a full or partial refund.

PROBLEM SOLVING:

Should the show be altered or stopped by either party due to unfortunate circumstances, We must be notified during the show immediately in order to try and rectify the situation or so that you may be considered a full or partial refund should that be the case. Our main concern is finding a solution to the problem and giving the go ahead to resume your entertainment.

RECEIPT OF DELIVERY:

At the time the entertainment is delivered, the client has ordered from us, we will ensure that the entertainment chosen was delivered as requested and on time or within 30 minutes of scheduled arrival. We cannot be held responsible for wrong times, directions, addresses, or any other incorrect or incomplete information that may alter your show in any way.

REFUNDS AND DISPUTES:

A full or partial refund will possibly be considered BEFORE or DURING the show by speaking with the owner or individual delivering the entertainment or by calling the office at (Calling for a refund after the show has ended is NOT an option.)

A refund will be considered for these two reasons ONLY:

1)The show portion can be deemed unsatisfactory only under 1 condition. The duration of the show does not meet the time requirements. If this is the case, you must call while the show is still in progress and the entertainers are still there. We will try to rectify the problem immediately so that all parties have fulfilled their agreements and responsibilities.

2) If the entertainment does not arrive due to irresponsibility. This has never happened, however, given the unfortunate case it does, We will take the appropriate action of terminating the employee(s) immediately and offer other entertainment if you are willing to substitute.

You must be willing to settle any disputes reasonably, logically, and within legal parameters within a reasonable amount of time and with a clear head. Drunken or violent arguments or unreasonable requests will not be tolerated or considered for any refunds.

PLEASE NOTE:

We cannot be held responsible for acts of nature (tornadoes, thunderstorms, hurricanes, etc.) or traffic accidents that may make our entertainers late or cause us to cancel the show. If this should occur, though, we will make every effort to provide you with the entertainment you booked within a reasonable amount of time. If this is impossible, we will forego any arrangements you have made with us and refund any and all payments that may have been made previously.

We cannot be held responsible for any refunds if your show is interrupted or ceased by law enforcement, getting kicked out of your hotel room, house, boat or bus for any reason.

We do our very best to deliver your entertainment on time, however, bad weather, bad directions, accidents and driving distance may play a part in the punctuality of our delivered entertainment. Therefore, a 30-minute allowance each side of your time window will be given for delivery times should any of these unforeseen circumstances occur.

WHAT WE DO NOT PROVIDE

1) WE ARE NOT AN MASSAGE SERVICE!

We strictly prohibit escort and massage services at Strippers On Wheels New Orleans and any such services will never be an option. Our forte will always be the offering of your dream girl which is quality entertainment. We do not put up a phony front to engage in illegal activities, so if that is what you are in search of, please look elsewhere. Not going to fly guys!!

2) WE DO NOT PROVIDE ONE-ON-ONE ENTERTAINMENT

We will only entertain for groups of 2 or more. If you are looking for a one-on-one service of any kind, please look elsewhere. We provide for group events only.

3) WE ARE NOT A STRIP CLUB we are Better than a strip club!

We deliver private entertainment to you at your location. This is much more intense and personal than a strip club. Highly recommended over strip clubs.

4) WE ARE NOT A SEX PHONE LINE

If we receive a call that involves lewd and lascivious questions or the use of any such language, we will not engage in a conversation and will discontinue your call immediately. Further legal action will be taken if deemed necessary.

5) WE STRICTLY PROHIBIT THE USE, PURCHASE, OR SALE OF DRUGS AND PROSTITUTION

Our Entertainers do not use or sell drugs, or engage in prostitution of any kind. If that is what you are looking for, please look elsewhere.

ESCORTS vs DANCERS:

Exotic striptease dancers are not escorts--they will not engage in sex for money. If you are looking for sex then hire an escort.; However, most escort agencies won't send their ladies to dance at parties.

While our dancers will present an exotic show which is usually much more extreme than that available at a strip club, please treat them with respect.

Thank you for considering us as your adult entertainment!! We are among one of the largest and most professionally run exotic dance companies. Specializing in bachelor parties and private parties, personalized exotic entertainment. By choosing us you will be dealing with one of the rare no nonsense companies and will be receiving prompt service with great entertainment you expect!! We have a great deal of pride in our entertainers and only hire the best to ensure that you will be completely satisfied with their performance, our phone lines are always open for booking shows. We can assist you with your party planning or to answer any questions or comments you may have, so please do not hesitate to contact us.

Parties:

All of our female parties include either bikini, topless, or full nudity. In order to ensure the most fun and a smoother, better party we ask that the host of the party would kindly designate some of the guests to help maintain order and prevent disruptive behavior so that the entertainers can do their job of entertaining better!

There are 4 different types of girls: mild, wild, naughty or nasty. It is the client's choice to choose what type of girl they are looking for. The female entertainers have a wide variety of costumes such as referee, naughty nurse, high school cheerleader, ballerina, sexy maid, executive, dominatrix, or party dress (suggestions are always welcomed).

Dancer selection although we will try our very best and almost always send the specific dancers requested, it is impossible for us to guarantee any one dancer to arrive at your event due to many variables. It is impossible for any company to do this!

Any company that says they can are lieing.

We therefore, request that you pick a couple of alternate dancers when making your selection to assist us in being able to get the dancer(s) that have been chosen by you.

Arrival time

Our dancers do operate on a very strict schedule and in order to maintain our timeliness to your party, we ask that you be prepared to have the entertainer(s) begin their performance at the time reserved with an understanding that we do give our entertainer's a 15 minute time frame to be late due to, possible road conditions that are unpredictable. Some entertainers arrive with mobile dancing pole therefore, it is mandatory they arrive on early to set the stage. We realize timeliness is a big part of keeping our client's happy. A strong effort goes in to getting our entertainer's to your event on time is a major priority to us!

Strippers On Wheels – Ultimate Bachelor Party Treatment – Home of Nude Fusion

100% guaranteed this is ~~~~~~~~~~~~~Better than a Strip Club!!!