Hi Dave,
As the labeled "PTO Mom" in your audience last night, my husband and I and *** people I've spoken to in the last ** hours, think you are the absolutely funniest person we have ever seen. We were so worried, as were many people, that because it was a PTO sponsored fundraising event, that the evening was going to be kind of lame. IT SO WAS NOT!!!!!!
Everyone around me was crying, because we were laughing so hard. Many of us women looked like raccoons. Honestly, I would have worn waterproof mascara if I known it was going to run down my face all night. We didn't want your performance to end. It was probably one of the best and funniest nights out many of us have had in a long, long time. If laughter truly is the best medicine then you are the Surgeon General of Comedy!
Keep up the great work and hopefully we will get the chance to see you again in the neighborhood of lovely Wethersfield, CT!!!!!
Robin (the PTO lady) & Mike (the fruit guy) Bourassa Wethersfield, CT
Hey there!
Last night was great, trying this for the first time we didnt know what we were getting ourselves into, but with the laughter and the applause we are sure we will be asking you back. Your views on life and shopping were hilarious and you know to many it made perfect sense to where it seriously sounded like you were in everyone's heads. Want to thank you again for coming to a place that doesnt exist and we will be seeing you in the future Im sure.
Linda Holmes
Volney Fire Corporation
Fulton NY
Dave,
I would like to say that you are one funny guy! On behalf of all of the officers at the LAPD Holiday party, we would like to thank you for doing such an outstanding job. I cant believe you were able to keep the crowd in the palm of your hand for that long. Cops aren't the easiest people to entertain, but you pulled it off. But you still cant have any "get out of jail free cards"...lol! Hope to have you back again next year. Thanks again.
Officer Mike
LAPD
LA, CA
Southside Division
Hi Dave,
WOW! Definitely hilarious and more than worth the money spent! I couldn't stop crying from laughing so hard. I didn't want to leave the room or my seat for anything, even during your greatly appreciated extended show. When I decided to try this special events line-up at the resort again, I couldn't have asked for a better first comedy act to promote! I only wish now that I had promoted even more. From the very start to your take on the resort and the quaint town of Gettysburg, and finally your outrageously true funny take on LOVE, women, and men, I ached! I would definitely like to invite you back and I'm sure, by the sound of the noise in the room, my husbands own tears of laughter and all my guests rousing reviews, and the line waiting for T-shirts, you'll bring us more business next time, or anyone from your company. It's no wonder you're a rising star! Thanks for a great night.
Jennifer Jeffcoat
General Manager
Carroll Valley Resort, PA
Dave,
I saw you at Anne Godluskis birthday party in Philadelphia about three weeks ago. I must tell you that I am ** years old and have seen many a comedian in my time, but without a doubt you are the funniest and greatest one that I have ever seen. You worked the crowd with the best of them. There's no one that even comes close to your performance and your ability. I am surly going to see you again when you come to neck of the woods. I am on your emailing list and am waiting for that event. I spoke to a lot of people who was at that party and they all agree with my feeling, and you did it with out saying the F word. They said that Jacky Gleason was the greatest but that only means that they never saw you because you are the GREATEST.
Thank you
Lou Molino
Philadelphia, PA *****
Hi Dave,
After Saturday night's performance, I told you these guys would be standing around laughing at your jokes and they are doing it right now as I e-mail this. I am being congratulated for booking you and getting all the credit on an excellent night out. I laughed all the way home and we recapped the jokes this morning for those who did not attend and the guys are still laughing. It is amazing to me, a girl, that the guys you made fun of the most were the on